marine bam

admittedly this isn't as vicious as i was hoping but at least it proves this cat aint as smooth as miles davis



in other news this obama looks suspiciously like a mii i created a few years back

true/false questions be hard

currently i'm trying to do my homework for my u-college class entitled 'the science of food. for those of you who don't attend washington university, the u-college is sort of of community college lite

sample questions include:

T or F - the solid phase of water is denser than the liquid phase
T or F - the solid phase of water is less denser than the liquid phase

meanwhile my roommate is writing page 78 of his 150+ page senior thesis

try these bad boys out for size:

T or F - eggs gain water during cooking
T or F - eggs lost water during cooking
T or F - cooked meat is more digestible than raw meat
T or F - raw meat is more digestible than cooked meat
T or F - a single enzyme molecule can catalyze a million episodes of a particular chemical reaction


ok i made that last one up

gay-rod

now i never liked this guy...he just seems like a prick and i never bought into that crap that he loves the game so much and hes such a competitor so that's why he shouts at third basemen to try and get them to drop a pop-up or slaps at the first baseman's mitt and then pretends that he didn't do anything

the man's a dirtbag, albeit a filthy rich dirtbag with a ton of talent and undoubtedly dynamite areolas so why use steroids? i use the have to respect him because he was such a nasty hitter but now i can talk all the shit i want about this guy without the slightest bit of feeling like i'm the asshole

a-rod is a dirtbag, plain and simple and if i saw him on the street i would go up to him and tell him that no matter how much i hated him i always respected him because he was so damn good- but now for all i know i'm a better baseball player than he is

what a dick

great movies i've admittedly never seen

for some reason or another i've never watched these babies and meanwhile my Netflix queue is full of documentaries telling me that the earth is 4000 years old:

Any best picture winner from 1940-1960
Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf?
the second half of Gone with the Wind
Ben-Hur
The Exorcist
Ghost
shakespeare in love
the green mile
traffic
crouching tiger, hidden dragon
a few good men
the crying game
good will hunting
capote
kramer vs. kramer
network
taxi driver
all the president's men
MASH
Bonnie and Cylde
Butch cassidy and the sundance stallion
lawrence of arabia
on the waterfront
anything with james dean
the first half of Gone with the Wind
last of the mohicans

among others

but i have seen the remains of the day and bring it on: all or nothing




was the fugitive really nominated for best picture? wow

beautee-ful

i saw two spider monkeys doing it at the zoo today

count it