Why you slimy double-crossin' no-good swindler

i'm not sure how it took so long but i just found out that Billy Dee Williams' name is actually 'William December Williams'

now Billy Dee Williams is one of the most bad ass names in hollywood history so i can't fault the guy for going with that but William December Williams is just plain ridiculous. its like a porn name on HGH

the best part is that all he did didn't even need to do anything to his actual name to come up with his stage name- he just had to use a few nicknames...its amazing

lets try this out with a few other celebs:

• Phillip Seymour Hoffman...or...Phi Cee Hoffman
• Sarah Jessica Parker...or...Say Jee Parker
• James Earl Jones...or...Jimmy Eel Jones
  

see, it doesn't work unless you're Billy Dee! my versions all seem Korean

oh google you rascal

I just posted a comment on my friend's blog

naturally, google asked me to type in a scrambled word for verification that I wasn't a spammer trying to clog up my friends blog (it has 4 viewers, which is 3 more than mine)

the word it asked me to spell?

DUECE-TANG

douche-tang?

yes

29! Update

so ive spent a few more minutes on badbadteacher.com and i gotta say im loving this website and in Jason Berman's defense he is coming off rather innocent

just check out the new editions to the site today which includes a woman charged with 'sexual battery and molestation' and another guy who allegedly 'penetrated' a 16 year-old with 'a foreign object'

now i can't tell you why there is a specific law pertaining to penetration via a foreign object (aren't most objects made in China anyways?) but either way, Berman's anal penetration is looking pretty ameatuer right now

29!

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choo-loe

24 is blowing my mind...

more importantly chloe keeps getting hotter every season. at this pace by season 18, she'll be on the cover of the swimsuit edition

only 43% on rotten tomatoes?

my new go to line is 'he's just not that into you'

try it out, you'll be amazed at how well it works in everyday situations ranging from:

-being cold-called in most science classes
-being IDed at the grocery store
-entering deep theological discussions based on either Lost, the meaning of life (the month python movie), or religion
-Holocaust references

jack bauer

so i know im a little late to the game but ive finally gotten around to watching the first episode of 24 (i watched the movie event a few months back)

its a pretty solid show that looks better than it has in a few years but they did an awful job marketing it

not one single promo featuring either Red, that guy from Ace Venture 2, the hot new CIA/FBI agent or Jeanne Garafolo