Why you slimy double-crossin' no-good swindler

i'm not sure how it took so long but i just found out that Billy Dee Williams' name is actually 'William December Williams'

now Billy Dee Williams is one of the most bad ass names in hollywood history so i can't fault the guy for going with that but William December Williams is just plain ridiculous. its like a porn name on HGH

the best part is that all he did didn't even need to do anything to his actual name to come up with his stage name- he just had to use a few nicknames...its amazing

lets try this out with a few other celebs:

• Phillip Seymour Hoffman...or...Phi Cee Hoffman
• Sarah Jessica Parker...or...Say Jee Parker
• James Earl Jones...or...Jimmy Eel Jones
  

see, it doesn't work unless you're Billy Dee! my versions all seem Korean

oh google you rascal

I just posted a comment on my friend's blog

naturally, google asked me to type in a scrambled word for verification that I wasn't a spammer trying to clog up my friends blog (it has 4 viewers, which is 3 more than mine)

the word it asked me to spell?

DUECE-TANG

douche-tang?

yes

29! Update

so ive spent a few more minutes on badbadteacher.com and i gotta say im loving this website and in Jason Berman's defense he is coming off rather innocent

just check out the new editions to the site today which includes a woman charged with 'sexual battery and molestation' and another guy who allegedly 'penetrated' a 16 year-old with 'a foreign object'

now i can't tell you why there is a specific law pertaining to penetration via a foreign object (aren't most objects made in China anyways?) but either way, Berman's anal penetration is looking pretty ameatuer right now

29!

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choo-loe

24 is blowing my mind...

more importantly chloe keeps getting hotter every season. at this pace by season 18, she'll be on the cover of the swimsuit edition

only 43% on rotten tomatoes?

my new go to line is 'he's just not that into you'

try it out, you'll be amazed at how well it works in everyday situations ranging from:

-being cold-called in most science classes
-being IDed at the grocery store
-entering deep theological discussions based on either Lost, the meaning of life (the month python movie), or religion
-Holocaust references

jack bauer

so i know im a little late to the game but ive finally gotten around to watching the first episode of 24 (i watched the movie event a few months back)

its a pretty solid show that looks better than it has in a few years but they did an awful job marketing it

not one single promo featuring either Red, that guy from Ace Venture 2, the hot new CIA/FBI agent or Jeanne Garafolo

marine bam

admittedly this isn't as vicious as i was hoping but at least it proves this cat aint as smooth as miles davis



in other news this obama looks suspiciously like a mii i created a few years back

true/false questions be hard

currently i'm trying to do my homework for my u-college class entitled 'the science of food. for those of you who don't attend washington university, the u-college is sort of of community college lite

sample questions include:

T or F - the solid phase of water is denser than the liquid phase
T or F - the solid phase of water is less denser than the liquid phase

meanwhile my roommate is writing page 78 of his 150+ page senior thesis

try these bad boys out for size:

T or F - eggs gain water during cooking
T or F - eggs lost water during cooking
T or F - cooked meat is more digestible than raw meat
T or F - raw meat is more digestible than cooked meat
T or F - a single enzyme molecule can catalyze a million episodes of a particular chemical reaction


ok i made that last one up

gay-rod

now i never liked this guy...he just seems like a prick and i never bought into that crap that he loves the game so much and hes such a competitor so that's why he shouts at third basemen to try and get them to drop a pop-up or slaps at the first baseman's mitt and then pretends that he didn't do anything

the man's a dirtbag, albeit a filthy rich dirtbag with a ton of talent and undoubtedly dynamite areolas so why use steroids? i use the have to respect him because he was such a nasty hitter but now i can talk all the shit i want about this guy without the slightest bit of feeling like i'm the asshole

a-rod is a dirtbag, plain and simple and if i saw him on the street i would go up to him and tell him that no matter how much i hated him i always respected him because he was so damn good- but now for all i know i'm a better baseball player than he is

what a dick

great movies i've admittedly never seen

for some reason or another i've never watched these babies and meanwhile my Netflix queue is full of documentaries telling me that the earth is 4000 years old:

Any best picture winner from 1940-1960
Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf?
the second half of Gone with the Wind
Ben-Hur
The Exorcist
Ghost
shakespeare in love
the green mile
traffic
crouching tiger, hidden dragon
a few good men
the crying game
good will hunting
capote
kramer vs. kramer
network
taxi driver
all the president's men
MASH
Bonnie and Cylde
Butch cassidy and the sundance stallion
lawrence of arabia
on the waterfront
anything with james dean
the first half of Gone with the Wind
last of the mohicans

among others

but i have seen the remains of the day and bring it on: all or nothing




was the fugitive really nominated for best picture? wow

beautee-ful

i saw two spider monkeys doing it at the zoo today

count it