Why you slimy double-crossin' no-good swindler

i'm not sure how it took so long but i just found out that Billy Dee Williams' name is actually 'William December Williams'

now Billy Dee Williams is one of the most bad ass names in hollywood history so i can't fault the guy for going with that but William December Williams is just plain ridiculous. its like a porn name on HGH

the best part is that all he did didn't even need to do anything to his actual name to come up with his stage name- he just had to use a few nicknames...its amazing

lets try this out with a few other celebs:

• Phillip Seymour Hoffman...or...Phi Cee Hoffman
• Sarah Jessica Parker...or...Say Jee Parker
• James Earl Jones...or...Jimmy Eel Jones
  

see, it doesn't work unless you're Billy Dee! my versions all seem Korean